CBB: Chad shoves his tongue down Sarah's throat as she forgets the cameras
Well that was quick! (Picture: Channel 5)

What the blimmin’ Henry are Chad Johnson and Sarah Harding up to?

The Orphan Black clones ranked from worst to best

Yesterday Chad confessed he fancied Sarah, just a day after trying on with Amelia Lily mind, and in wasting no time whatsoever, he’s already had a taste of her tonsils.

Like a pair of teenagers, the pair nipped off for some privacy in the kitchen where Chad promptly leaned her against a piller and dived straight in on her face.

After some proper face munching, the pair prized themselves apart, when the Girls Aloud star took a moment to look around to see if they’d been spotted, then gave her best Oscar-winning performance at discovering a camera she apparently didn’t know was there.

Riiiiiiight. Because the show’s all about people doing things that no one ever finds out about.

As she ‘clocks’ the camera, she mutters over and over again: ‘We’re so screwed’.

So much for the bloke Karthik said she has on the outside.

Then, as if swapping saliva wasn’t enough, the couple then swap beds.

In the bedroom, Sarah tells Chad: ‘It’s like I want you, I just don’t know…I’m really confused right no.’

Chad then adds: ‘Come over here for like five minutes for a cuddle. I don’t think cuddling will change anything…’

‘I don’t want to look like that kind of girl…I love a cuddle, I need a cuddle. I’m just confused,’ Sarah says.

What is this, Love Island?!

Scenes air tonight on Channel 5 at 9pm.

MORE: Celebrity Big brother: Trisha Paytas slams ‘fake’ housemates, brands Big Brother a ‘joke of a show’

MORE: Sarah Harding’s estranged dad brands Celebrity Big Brother ‘cruel TV’ and calls for his daughter to leave