Going to the toilet is one of those things which is synonymous with privacy.
Parenting , on the other hand, isn’t.
Once the apples of your eye come into this world, your time, personal space and money are no longer your own to luxuriate in or spend.
As wonderful as kids are, they simply don’t understand the importance of sitting on the loo aimlessly scrolling through Instagram.
The fact they want to be around you even when you’re having a bowel movement is, in a strange way, a compliment.
Still, that doesn’t make it any better.