Why has no one written a powerful letter on Instagram about loving this curvy house?
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Attention, please.

There is currently a plump house standing strong in the face of haters in Vienna.

It’s called the Fat House, thanks to its bulging polystyrene walls, and is the creation of Austrian sculptor Erwin Wurm.

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Shockingly, not a single man has taken to Instagram expecting praise for loving this house.

So, I’m going to step up, be brave, and await my medal.

I love this house and its curvy body.

As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to houses on the thicker side, ones whose walls bulged and are an artistic comment on consumer culture, houses that the average (basic) bro might refer to as ‘chubby’ or even ‘fat’.

Then, as I became a woman and started to educate myself on issues such as feminism and how the media marginalizes houses by portraying a very narrow and very specific standard of beauty (thin studio flats) I realised how many people have bought into that lie.

Why has no one written a powerful letter on Instagram about loving this curvy house?
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For me, there is nothing sexier than this house right here: thicc walls, bulding windows, a big rear, and a door as open as its heart.

It shape and size won’t be the one featured on the cover of Ideal Home but it’s the one featured in my life and in my heart.

Guys, rethink what society has told you you should desire in a home.

A real house is not a tiny flat or a houseboat or a sexy little loft. It’s real.

Why has no one written a powerful letter on Instagram about loving this curvy house?
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Houses, don’t ever fool yourself by thinking you have to fit a certain mold to be loved and appreciated. There is a person out there who is going to celebrate you for exactly who you are, someone who will love you like I love the Fat House.

Now that’s out of the way, here’s some more info about the thicc house of my dreams – because it’s more than just its curvy structure.

Wurm originally created the Fat House back in 2003, but it’s now been brought along to 21er Haus, a contemporary art museum located in the gardens of the Belvedere palaces, as part of the Performative Sculptures exhibition.

Why has no one written a powerful letter on Instagram about loving this curvy house?
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Its curves are crafted from polystyrene wrapped around a metal framework, with everything apart from the bulging walls looking like a standard house – a tiled roof, windows, and an open door.

Inside, there’s a screen playing a mini documentary about Wurm. Nice.

If you fancy visiting the house, and perhaps posing with it and writing a heartfelt commentary about how you love it, just pop along to the Upper Belvedere in Vienna between 10am and 6pm from now until September.

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